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Oh my GOD! I won first place?

I went to GlassKat on Thursday, Kathy and I’s old stomping ground. But it was completely dead. -______-;; 

I`ve had sushi nonstop this weekend. Sushi Boat Friday and KOME Sushi Buffet on Sunday. I think I’m still pretty full. 

Salutations speculators!

So nothing is new with me except I got a new job as a cocktail waitress! It’s been pretty hectic. I’ll update later. I do indeed love my uniform.

Dear Speculators,

So last night [2.20.10]  was the LINGERIE AFTER DARK fashion show I was graciously asked to be a part of. At around 7:30 photographer Alan Lew picked me up and we cabbed it over to Kearny and Broadway; My first $40 fucking cab ride :p Alan suggested we grab dinner at Show Girls before hand. Any skepticism I had flew out the window when I realized this would be a great opportunity for me to apply as a cocktail waitress. My mom wasn’t too thrilled when I told her I had hopes of working at Hooters, I don’t know if she’ll take a cocktail waitress at a strip club any better. We shall see. The manager of Show Girls loved me and said he would be coming in contact with me soon. Pretty excited because I’m in dire need of a job and a steady cash flow aside from my father and babysitting. My loverman better not be reading this, the last thing I want is him to know I might be working at a strip club, and if we couldn’t handle stupid fucking Hooters very well what makes him think he won’t warrant a slap to the face and a kick in the nuts with this news?!?!? Ah, I’m off track now. So the fashion show was alright, 3 girls flaked so then there were (just us) 4. We had to participate in a lingerie contest and winner was based off the crowds cheer. First place gal had all her buddies cheering her on so she secured her votes. None of my fucking friends came til later so I had to rely on strangers rooting for me. I think I got second place, it was really hard to tell considering I wasn’t facing the judges and had no idea what was going on. I was nervous though, I’ll admit that…very nervous..maybe too nervous than I would have like to let be known. And by that I mean, I look a fright in half the photos—-if not all. FML <3

All awkwardness was negated after I ran into my friend Iris and her friend Rebecca, surprisingly Rebecca remembered me from 2 halloweens ago when I passed out on her couch lol. It’s always a happy occasion for me when I run into girls I get along with. Unfortunately and for reasons unknown I had girls left and right trying to jump me and drop kick me in the face. I would be sitting down and then their boyfriends would start talking to me and I’d barely return conversation other than a few muttered words to be polite and that apparently started hell. I had to take off my earrings because I was certain these 2 girls in red and green were going to team up and pour their beer down my dress.

I hate being ugly.

Cuddling with the cutest dog ever while attempting to study for this physiology exam. Unfortunately all i can think about is sleeping. :(

<3The SF pillowfight was so fun =)<3

“Why you takin pics with the cops betch!?”

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The instrumentals in this song make Van Gogh’s Starry Night just that more vivid in my mind. Brings peace to my soul and plants a fire in my heart <3 hope you enjoy it as well!